patron-saint-of-the-denial:

Raúl Esparza as Master of Ceremonies in the revival of Cabaret

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On a guy’s dating profile under the category of “Date Ideas”:

Something fun, low key, and in a public setting (mini golf, laser tag, bowling, coffee, drinks, walk around the square, bike (motorcycle) ride). If you turn out to be crazy, i want to be around people so you dont make a scene.”


7 Apr 2014
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Anonymous said:


inequality both ways? I'm sorry, but have you ever actually experienced racism first-hand? no. I bet the only time you "experienced racism" was reading a tumblr post about white people and getting your fragile white feelings hurt. stop trying to shove yourself where you don't belong.

lilsucia:

thisisnotlatino:

ariannuke:

I have actually. I spent some of my childhood in a predominantly Hispanic public school. Not only was there a major cultural and language barrier but I did experience racism firsthand because I was the only white girl in my school. There is a large Hispanic population in my area. A church I used to go to was bilingual, where I was the minority. My fellow church goers welcomed me in with open arms, teaching me some Spanish. They’re good people. So I have experienced both ends of the spectrum.

Where exactly in this was the racism? Its racist because you can’t speak spanish and most of them could?

Lmao what



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I’m a castratti and I know karate.
My father

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16 Mar 2014
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yungbasedblogger:

apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”


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7 Feb 2014
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thisisaslongas:

i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:

I once had a male doctor refuse to perform a bone graft using bone from my shin as i ‘would never be able to wear a bikini with that big scar’. Instead he took the bone from my hip, which was not contained inside my cast and was exposed so became infected and i got septicaemia. I got a superbug, almost lost my foot which had turned black and nearly died. I was seriously ill because a surgeon decided i needed to look pretty.

(Submitted by anonymous)

*swallows bile*


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2 Feb 2014
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hallowkorg:

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GIF IVE BEEN STARING AT IT FOR LIK E 10 MINUETS AND IT KEEPS SHOWING UP ON MY DASH. WHAT THE FUCK. HOW THE FUCK. THIS IUS FUCKED UP. THIS IS FUCKING ME UP

hallowkorg:

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GIF IVE BEEN STARING AT IT FOR LIK E 10 MINUETS AND IT KEEPS SHOWING UP ON MY DASH. WHAT THE FUCK. HOW THE FUCK. THIS IUS FUCKED UP. THIS IS FUCKING ME UP


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2 Feb 2014
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nbcnews:

Utah school district apologizes for seizing kids’ lunches for unpaid bills
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One of Utah’s biggest school systems apologized Thursday and told angry parents it was investigating why dozens of elementary school children had their lunches seized and thrown away when they didn’t have enough money in their accounts.
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nbcnews:

Utah school district apologizes for seizing kids’ lunches for unpaid bills

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One of Utah’s biggest school systems apologized Thursday and told angry parents it was investigating why dozens of elementary school children had their lunches seized and thrown away when they didn’t have enough money in their accounts.

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joyeuxniall:

my friend was telling me this story about how this guy caddied for bill gates and at the end of the day he was expecting a big tip but bill gates was just like “alright thanks man see ya” and the next day the guy got a call and it was like “are you so-and-so?” and he was like “yeah…” and they were like “bill gates just paid off your student loans”


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shamelessmanifesto:


f-anta:


themastertactician:


a-vault-to-remember:


danisnotsocoollike:


allaboutmolly:


gaaraofsuburbia:


tumblrbot:


THERE’S NOTHING AUTOMATED ABOUT ME, MEATBAG.


WAIT WHAT


MY WHOLE WAY OF THING HAS JUST BEEN STAMPED INTO THE GROUND


I’M CRYING I CHECKED IT TUMBLR BOT IS A PERSON HELP I CAN’T BREATHE 
GREATEST PLOT TWIST ON TUMBLR 





*everybody on tumblr suddenly feels guilty for ignoring tumblrbot*


omg


TUMBLRBOT BBG I’M SORRY FORGIVE ME 

shamelessmanifesto:

f-anta:

themastertactician:

a-vault-to-remember:

danisnotsocoollike:

allaboutmolly:

gaaraofsuburbia:

tumblrbot:

THERE’S NOTHING AUTOMATED ABOUT ME, MEATBAG.

WAIT WHAT

MY WHOLE WAY OF THING HAS JUST BEEN STAMPED INTO THE GROUND

I’M CRYING I CHECKED IT TUMBLR BOT IS A PERSON HELP I CAN’T BREATHE 

GREATEST PLOT TWIST ON TUMBLR 

image

*everybody on tumblr suddenly feels guilty for ignoring tumblrbot*

omg

TUMBLRBOT BBG I’M SORRY FORGIVE ME 


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kleenexwoman:

did-you-kno:

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I have a few copies of “Playboy” from the 1970s stashed away somewhere. One of them has a letter where a guy writes in saying, “I met this really gorgeous, sweet woman, and we were planning to get married, but she sat me down yesterday and told me that she had a sex change before she met me. Mr. Hefner, should I marry someone who used to be a man?” and the response was, “So she had a sex change, big whoop. Would you be asking this question if she’d made any other change in her life before she met you? You love the woman she is now, and that’s all that should matter. If you want kids you can adopt or something.”

kleenexwoman:

did-you-kno:

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I have a few copies of “Playboy” from the 1970s stashed away somewhere. One of them has a letter where a guy writes in saying, “I met this really gorgeous, sweet woman, and we were planning to get married, but she sat me down yesterday and told me that she had a sex change before she met me. Mr. Hefner, should I marry someone who used to be a man?” and the response was, “So she had a sex change, big whoop. Would you be asking this question if she’d made any other change in her life before she met you? You love the woman she is now, and that’s all that should matter. If you want kids you can adopt or something.”


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19 Nov 2013
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vinesnow:

Banana Sings
(best vines on tumblr: VinesNow.com)


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7 Nov 2013
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I’m in my office and my worker and his friend are talking about welfare and how you shouldn’t be able to buy potato chips and soda and shit while on welfare.

What. Are you joking.

Just because someone is poor does not mean they are not allowed to enjoy some simple things in life.


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6 Nov 2013
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thezombiegoat:

tastefullyoffensive:

Theory of the Pixar Universe by John Negroni [detailed version]

Previously: Disney Movies in Disney Movies

Holy….crap….


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