I'm just a college girl who wants to change the world the best she can.
I'm passionate about social issues, pitbulls, and tv shows; those are what primarily take up my blog.
My life:
- Man on dating site: How often are you in town?
- Me: During the school year.
- Man: That's not long enough so we can't date.
- Me: ...okay.
SO IN THE COMICS she’s falling off a bridge and he catches her to try to save her with his spider web, but her body is forced into an unnatural position and she snaps her neck. And as he’s reeling her body back, he’s still making wise-cracks about how much he loves his powers at the moment, because he saved her. And then he realises that she’s dead.
oMGF THAT”S HORRIBLE
No, that’s physics.
(via thesuperario)
I told my mom tomorrow is 4/20.
- Mom: Yeah. So?
- Me: Well, it's pot day. To get high.
- Mom: No, we aren't getting high together, sorry.
if you think your family is dysfunctional remember that zeus got a woman pregnant but she burned to death so he rescued the fetus from her ashes and sewed it into his thigh and gave birth to it himself and that fetus is now the god of wine and sexual deviancy god bless
My great aunt stabbed her husband in the stomach on their anniversary and he decided not to divorce her because he didn’t want a custody battle over the goats.
(via spookyck)
Does a snake have a body or is it literally just a really long tail?
NO WAY :O
Guys. It’s 3 am here and I just got done hanging out with A BOY.
scenesfrom-an-italian-restaurant:
I just realized that “lead” rhymes with “read”, but “lead” also rhymes with “read”.
you piece of shit.
You just broke the English language.
(via consultingcas)
THIS IS MY GREATEST CONTRIBUTION TO THIS FANDOM. YOU ARE ALL FUCKING WELCOME.
this has 1K notes god bless
thank you for making this
(via fanservicelove)
